GOONWITHFRIENDS
The degenerate wingman simulator
How to survive the night
- 💬 Seduce a partner. Land the rizz meter in the green. Some are DOWN FOR BOTH — your wingman joins for 2× Goon Juice.
- 💦 Goon to collect Goon Juice. Mash to build your Climax Meter.
- 🎯 Pull out with a skill check. Nail it for Post-Nut Clarity. Miss it and pray to the fertility gods.
- 👶 Get someone pregnant → child support. Work jobs to pay it or it's over.
- 🔥 Don't goon and the Urge takes you. Hit 100 Urge and you lose. Reach 5000 Goon Juice for Goon Nirvana.
A parody idle game. 18+. All art & sound generated in-browser. No external assets.
🌙 Night 1 — Find a partner
Wingman tonight: Invis. Pick someone to charm.
💦 Gooning with …
Multiplier: 1.0×
CLIMAX METER
Mash to build it up…
+0 💦 this round
🎯 PULL OUT
Hit SPACE / tap when the needle crosses the green. Miss = fertility roll.
Round over
💼 Time to work
You owe $0 in child support. Mash WORK (or Space) to earn cash before the shift ends.
SHIFT — 6.0s
Earned: $0
🛒 The Stash
Spend 💦 Goon Juice. You have 0.